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Shipping to United States: $1.00

With Age Comes New Skills. You Can Laugh, Cough, Sneeze & Pee All At The Same Time Birthday Card

Perfect birthday card for the woman in your life.

Card Details
- All Cards are 5X7 (portrait) or 7"X5" (landscape) Folded
- Printed on heavy 120lb. Card Stock
- Card is blank inside so you can write your own personal message
- Each card comes with a white envelope



If you are interested in a bulk order please send me a message.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Send me a message if you would like me to personalize a card for you.

It looked just like the pic.

This is such a funny card and something women "of an age" will certainly understand.

loved this card. .shipped and received quickly. . plus the best part it was very well protected. .I was concerned how it would be sent. .will buy more from this seller. .

Very cute card. It was packaged really well. Fast shipping.

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