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Shipping to United States: $1.00

May Your Birthday Cake Be Moist And Nobody Use That Word To Describe It Greeting Card

 One of the most hated words in America is “MOIST” so why not give to someone on their Birthday Card and watch them cringe.

♥ Card Details ♥
- All Cards are5X7 (portrait) or 7"X5" (landscape) Folded
- Printed on heavy 120lb. Card Stock
- Card is blank inside so you can write your own personal message
- Each card comes with a white envelope


In a hurry? I will write a hand written message for you and mail it directly to the lucky person of your choice.

If you are interested in a bulk order please send me a message.

All images and text © Send Positive Thoughts

Birthday Wishes, Birthday Greetings, Card for friend, Moist Cake, The M Word, Piece of Cake

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Send me a message if you would like me to personalize a card for you.

Reviews (8)


Good quality and a quick shipper!

Card was exactly as pictured and shipping was fast. My only complaint is the card envelope arrived with a slight crease in in due to the way it was packed.

great it product is as described quality of paper is thick and firm

I am clearly a child and the word "moist" makes me laugh! I bought four of these cards!

This card is great! Fast shipping too.

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